it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
