she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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