I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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