in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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