I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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