ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I color on your dick again?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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