I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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