If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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