you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm at about main and main street
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Randomize
