i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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