ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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