champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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