i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Randomize
