real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
