i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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Holy sore nipples Batman
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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