He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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