People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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