over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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