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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.

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(989): View more from Michigan

you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.

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(330): View more from Ohio

just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way

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(630): View more from Illinois

Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.

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(636): View more from Missouri

It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.

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