I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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