the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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