let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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