There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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