Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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