Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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