got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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