In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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