I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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