May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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