yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You need Xanax blowdarts
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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