im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
kristin has been a bad kristin
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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