16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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