all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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