Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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