He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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