My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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