dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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