No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
