I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I don't think brook has ever known best
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Randomize
