they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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