Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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