Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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