I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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