I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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