Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Found your dick twin last night
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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