you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
