She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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