AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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