just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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