Got a toothbrush?
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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