just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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