Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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