Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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