sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
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woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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