i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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