My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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